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In 1971, Frank Zappa released “200 Motels”, a film about life on the road for a touring rock musician in the early 70s. It was apparently frenetic and plotless, but fun in the end.
A lot like our road trip this year.
Starting from our Miata's home in Gentry, Arkansas, we visited 12 states and put over 4700 miles on the odometer. We went as far south as Florida and as far north as Indiana, from the hills of the Ozarks to the Outer Banks of North Carolina. We rode three ferries. In total we spent 25 days on the road, sleeping a single night in 10 different motels, staying with friends the other nights. We ate way too much barbecue and fried fish. We avoided the freeways when we could.
I'm not one for detailed logs of trips – they are usually only interesting for the original participants and besides, I don't remember that sort of stuff anyway.
I did, however, think about what I would tell people who decide to do such as trip in a two-seat roadster. Here is what I came up with (in no particular order of importance):
- Get a GPS. It will virtually eliminate the arguments and provide a bit of humor. Get one of those GPS systems that allows you to change the voice. We used the voice of Karl from the movie Slingblade. It wasn't long before we named our GPS “Karl”, and discussed routes with him. Occasionally, Karl would make a mistake and take us on a totally unexpected route. Those were the best times of the trip.
- Figure out how to tell your GPS to avoid freeways. Use that option as much as possible.
- Stop and talk to people. Often.
- Try not to set a schedule. I realize that most people don't have the luxury of unlimited vacation time, but do your best to keep your schedule as open as possible. Plan the next day roughly, plan the day after that vaguely.
- Get an audio book for the trip. Limit your listening to one disk a day.
- Put the iPod on “all shuffle”, but listen to local radio stations when you can.
- Road tripping in a roadster is not like traveling in other cars. You don't have space for much of anything, so storage requires creativity. (Very) soft bags are important, and an understanding of your cars various storage spaces critical. For soft tops, don't make the mistake of thinking that the space behind your head where the top goes can be used for storage – if you do, you'll never take your top down again. Those little soft cooler bags that kids use for lunch boxes now make great little coolers. Put a Blue Ice bag in your hotel freezer at night and have a couple of cool water bottles all day.
- Realize that you are on vacation and arguing about a particular route or mistaken exit is pointless. We considered our many mis-turns to be a gift. We rarely made a U-turn to get back on the original track, we just told Karl to recalculate our route based on the turn we had just made. We were never sorry.
- If you are staying in lots of motels, figure out what sort of frequent-stayer programs they have and use them. Some programs will let you pay a few dollars extra for the room and get lots more points that can be used for a free room farther down the road. For example, if a room costs 10,000 points and you can pay an extra 10 bucks to get 3000 points on the room you are staying in tonight, you'll get a room down the road for around $30.
- Another motel tip: Don't book ahead unless you are sure that there won't be rooms where you are heading. You might decide to change your route during the day, and often motels that aren't full will give you a discount or a room upgrade just to put people in rooms. In one case we checked online to find that a hotel we were heading for was completely full, but when we got there they had a room for us.
- ...and the most important advice of all: Road trips, like life, are not about the destination, they are about the journey. Don't look at the road you are traveling on as a barrier to where you are going; the road is just an extension of the destination. Enjoy it.
Here's a few photos from the trip
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Do you remember the scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? The knights were riding through a town that was rife with plague. A man was pushing a cart through the town calling "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!". A man walks of a house carrying an old man, presumably his relative, saying "here's one!", at which time the old man over his shoulder says, "I'm not dead yet! I'm getting better!"
I guess at times like these, one resorts to dark humor. The fact is that the evil swine flu plague never materialized, and both Mexican and US governments are being "cautiously optimistic" that what's going on now isn't any worse than the normal flu that kills over 39,000 people in the US every year. People here in Puerto Vallarta are more than a little ticked off that all their tourist business has vaporized, and they have to deal with the kids being home from school. To get the kids out of the house, one local tour company, Vallarta Adventures, has offered any of their tours for $500 pesos each (about $36US). We are swimming with dolphins this week and next week we are enjoying a catamaran tour out to a local beach for kayaking and snorkelling. These tours are usually around $100US per person, so this is quite a savings!
(Note: I guess my humor is a little too dark - some read the above and immediately assumed I had the flu. That is not true. There have been no cases of H1N1 here!)
So, what's the deal with H1N1? Here are the facts (from Associated Press):
Total fatalities from H1N1 globally: 20 (19 in Mexico and 1 in the USA)
Total reported cases: 800 (this in no way is an indication of the total number of people who may have gotten H1N1, as many cases have been so mild that people just got the flu and got better)
All Mexican cases have been isolated to two states around Mexico City. There have been ZERO reports of H1N1 in Jalisco or Nayarit states. Even so, all our schools are shut down, cruise ships aren't stopping, nightclubs and restaurants are closed. Puerto Vallarta is empty.
The good news is that the panic on this thing seems to have peaked, and people seem to be turning their anger at the media for scaring the hell out of them. Of course, it doesn't help that the WHO and CDC have been playing fast and loose with their new "Pandemic Threat Level" indicators, which they have never used before. Hopefully, when this thing finally blows over there will be a little soul searching on the part of those organizations to understand what they really achieved by using their cool new scale.
That's about the extent of our situation around here. We enjoy the warm days and cool evenings. I just looked out the window and noticed that the hummingbirds are back - they must not have read the memo from the FAA about unnecessary travel to Mexico. We enjoy a glass of wine occasionally, and head to the beach when it all just gets too stressful. Liz made a great cherry pie which we had with homemade vanilla bean ice cream - Mexican vanilla is the best!
It's tough, but we will soldier on...
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Yeah, I know. It's been a long time since I wrote anything in this blog. Call it laziness, contentment, or just lack of interest. Maybe the Mexico maniana attitude has me.
Of course, now things are a little different. With all the latest news about the swine flu pandemic in Mexico, it's probably worth telling folks what is happening with us.
We went out today, and I kept thinking about the Talking Heads song "Life During Wartime". In case you are unfamiliar with the lyrics, here they are. Do I think we are in wartime? No. Is it weird here right now? You bet. We went to a local shopping mall - on every door was a warning sign about flu and what to do to prevent exposure. We had lunch in a small restaurant - all the workers were wearing masks.
On to Costco. As we entered, the masked greeter offered us a sanitary wipe to use on our hands and the shopping cart. The store seemed emptier than in the past. All employees were wearing masks, and many had boxes of sanitary wipes. Some customers were also wearing masks. I found myself thinking about what I was touching, where my hands were going then - my eyes? mouth?
What's the real risk? Very little. There hasn't been a single recorded case of swine flu in either Nayarit or Jalisco states. Mexico City is almost closer to Texas than it is to us. We live in an uncrowded area, on the sea. As the world population increases, cities the size of Mexico City are truly at risk of disease outbreak due to sheer density of people. Not so much places like Puerto Vallarta, with it's low population density and low crowding.
Still, we get almost daily email messages from friends here who have news. The American Embassy sends out regular Warden Messages discussing the official position of the US with regards to the emergency. Reports from Mexico City seem to indicate that the drastic measures they have taken are starting to have an impact - the number of new recorded cases is reducing. We hear that some group events here have been postponed. We wait.
Our expat friends are making the best of it all. This morning one of them emailed a picture of small child kissing a pig on the lips, with the caption, "The CDC Recommends Not Doing This!" If it actually gets bad, we'll stay at home or hang out on the beach. It'll be terrible.
I worry most about how this latest event will impact Mexico. With such a heavy reliance on tourism, the scare about the drug lords had a huge impact on peoples' willingness to come to this country. Now this. Mexican's must be wondering what they did to deserve it.
The bottom line is that we are fine. The sun is shining, there's plenty of beer in the fridge and the sea water is cool. We'll survive.
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This week I helped with Toys for Tots. It's run by the Navy League here - a local group that looks after US Navy or Coast Guard folks that may wash up on our shores. The timing is a little different from Toys for Tots in the US, as kids in Mexico also get presents for "King's Day", January 6. Local organizations contribute money or other things to the effort, and the Navy League purchases presents to take to the kids in the area.
I started helping on January 5 - the presents had to be prepared for distribution. We inflated 3500 soccer and basketballs, as well as bagged up toy trucks, blocks, dolls, skip ropes and other things. There were 9 routes, with 1200 toys per route. You do the math.
Since I'm a glutton for punishment, I got volunteered for going on one of the longest routes. A mere 40 miles on roads so bad that the whole trip was to take 11 hours. We are talking some seriously disturbed roads here!
We started out with 4 trucks, with two turning back after we had finished distributing toys to 4 schools, which represented about 70% of our toys and only about an hour. After that, the remaining 2 vehicles headed up into the mountains to take toys to the small one-room schools and ranches up in the hills. There were places along the way that were so remote that one wondered why they were there in the first place, and how they managed to live. Just going to a store for them would be a serious commitment.
It was an amazing experience. In general, the children were polite and grateful for their toys. At the ranches and remote homes the mother would come out with the kids and supervise as they were given their toys. At the schools, the headmaster would line the boys on one side and the girls on the other, each stepping forward to receive their gift. In a couple of places we saw boys playing soccer, so we stopped on the side of the road and threw new balls into their fields.
After 10 hours we had pretty much driven over the top of the Sierra Madres, crossed into 8000ft altitude and distributed almost all our toys. My memories of the experience was of smiling children, parents and teachers who shook our hands and waved...
... and a very sore rear! I'll take 12 months for me to forget the pain of the trip and remember to great thing that we were doing.
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Since recent episodes have been few and far between, let’s catch up on what has happened in the past few months.